About Me

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My name is Haden, better known across the Internet as Cynicalvoe. I am currently an undergraduate university student studying Computer Information Systems and Business Administration in Colorado, USA. Throughout my college career, I have attained a number of Microsoft certifications and real-world experience in the IT industry, coupled with the basic knowledge of how to run a values-aligned business.

My interest in the IT field began when I was 8 years old, and it quickly evolved from editing home videos to creating computer games and writing code. I sold my first program to a friend when I was 13, and in High School I developed a time-management application for a few of my friends. Beginning in 2012, I started developing Minecraft server mods after teaching myself Java. Some of my favorite Minecraft projects can be found on the Portfolio page for more information.


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Today, I work as an online tech support representative for CubedHost.com, and I plan to enter a career in software development when I graduate. When I'm not at my job or doing homework, you can often find me playing tabletop games with friends, watching anime, or hanging out with Tinkerbell (she's my Raspberry Pi).


Alternative music

Puzzle games

Making terrible puns

Collecting manga

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Random Facts

Big fan of The Legend of Zelda

This site has Easter Eggs

Started college when I was 16

Enjoy studying foreign languages

One day I'd like to travel the world


Electronic and Hip/Hop music


Googling for someone else

Cafeteria turkey

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